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| Friday, September 15, 2006 |
| I stole this from Red |
I stole this from Red's blog. And just FYI for those of you being so sweet in encouraing me...it's been a whole week since I've had a smoke. That's a first since 1989!
1. Have you ever been searched by the cops?
Yeah one time but it wasn't a real great search. Too bad, the cop was cute.
2. Do you close your eyes on roller coasters?
Yes, I love closing my eyes, it makes me feel like I'm flying. It's a natural high,then I don't have to go looking for that perscription for my glaucoma medicine.
3. When's the last time you've been sledding?
About two years ago, I rather go skiing though. The only upside to sledding is when you take out a whole row of people you aren't wearing big clunkly boots that keep you from running from the angry mob.
4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone?
With with! I am a huge freeze baby and I would much rather have some nice warm person curled up with me.
5. Do you believe in ghosts?
Is ghosts the politically correct term? Shouldn't it be life challenged or or possibly body challenged? Yes, I believe in spirits.
6. Do you consider yourself creative?
Sort of. I can be creative in certain things, not in others. I'll let you use your imagination to figure out what I am creative in.
7. Do you think O.J. killed his wife?
Yeah, but at this late date nobody really cares anymore.
8. Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie?
Hmmm. Jennifer is this sweet little thing and Angelina puts off this tough bitch aura.I think I'll take Angelina. Now, considering I'm straight what do I do with her.
9. Do you stay friends with your ex's?
Some, not others. My exhusband I wish I would have tattooed "asshole" across his forehead before I kicked his ass out. Some just sort of fade away. Others stick around and end up being better friends that they were lovers.
10. Do you know how to play poker?
Oh yeah! I am a poker champ. I won $3.75 the last poker night.
11. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
Yes, you are talking to a raging insomniac. And Raging is the word for it. By about the 36 hour mark I was completely out of control. Hanging out the car window screaming at the little old lady trying to cross the street to get the lead out. Telling the kids to tell their teachers I was tired of signing all the fricking paperwork, that I had graduated from that grade already. It was not a pretty picture. My husband finally distracted me with a glass of wine and the knocked me unconscious.
12. What's your favorite commercial?
Silly as it seems I like the old Tootsie Pop commercial with the animated owl asking how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop.
I also like the Diet Coke one with the guys naked chest.
13. What are you allergic to?
Anything that would help me if I get sick. Penicillin, Morphine and Iodine. The Penicillin and Iodine give me a terrible rash and the Morphine makes me blow up like a balloon.
14. If you're driving in the middle of the night, and no one is around, do you run red lights?
No, my luck there is a copy sitting in the Dunkin Donut parking lot a half a block up the road. I've already been searched, (thankfully not cuffed by a cop), taken in, had my license suspended. I don't need anything else on my record.
15. Do you have a secret that no one knows but you?
Nope, I'm pretty much an open book. Ask me anything and it's a pretty sure bet I'll tell you the answer.
16. Boston Red Sox or New York Yankees?
Neither, I don't really care for baseball.
17. Have you ever been Ice Skating?
Ice skating, Ice falling, Ice kissing (when I fall face first) Ice screaming, Ice begging...yeah.
18. How often do you remember your dreams?
I remember bits and pieces usually. The last one had something to do with jelly and jam. I filled in the rest in my daydreams.
19. When was the last time you laughed so hard you cried?
Earlier this week when a woman was commenting on how much gum I was chewing. She made a comment that I must have really strong jaws. I just looked over and told her that my husband liked that about me. She almost died laughing and I was laughing at her turning so red.
20. Can you name 5 songs by The Beatles?
ummm...
Sgt Pepper's something
Yellow Battleship or something like that
Yeah yeah yeah
That's all I can come up with...
21. What's the one thing on your mind now?
Whether I'm going to have time to do everything this weekend. Football game, Cross Country Meet, Band O Rama, Manicure, Homecoming Dress shopping, Homework with the kids, Laundry, Baking, General House work, and so on and so forth...
22. Do you believe in love at first sight?
Yes, but lust at first sight is more fun.
23. Do you know who Ghetto-ass Barbie is?
No, unfortunately I live in a little white bread suburd and the only Barbie they allow in is Tight Ass Barbie.
24. Do you always wear your seat belt?
No, I should, I feel so ashamed that I don't but I find it a pain in the ass.
25. what cell service do you use?
I'm supposed to have my cell's serviced. Crap, I bet I'm out of warranty now.
26. Do you like Sushi?
ick.
27. Have you ever narrowly avoided a fatal accident?
No, but if you take the 4 car accidents I've had and combined them it would have killed me.
28. What do you wear to bed?
(big grin) Nada
29. Have you ever been caught stealing?
Yeah, my husband keeps a closer eye on his chocolate now.
30. what shoe size do you have?
canoe size...10's
31. Do you truly hate anyone?
My ex husband for a long time. While I still wish I could have gotten him that tattoo, the hate has mellowed to pity now. I have 2 lovely girls that he will never know.
32. Classic Rock or Rap?
Neither...80's! Give it another 10 or 20 years and it will be considered classic.
33. If you could sleep with one famous person, who would it be?
Ohhh, let me think. Ummm, how about Harrison Ford, it with him or Sean Connery. I like em with experience.
34. Are you a virgin?
Sure...I can do that. Do you like the Catholic school girl uniforms too?
35. Have you ever sung in front of the mirror?
NO! I was asked not to come back to the choir class in 8th grade. If they couldn't take me singing in a group what makes you think I'm going to sing watching myself?
36. What food do you find disgusting?
vegetables
37. Do you sing in the shower?
See 35.
38. Did you ever play, "I'll show you mine, if you show me yours"?
No, I played Show mine and rip off your clothes to get to yours.
39. Have you ever made fun of your friends behind their backs?
Behind their backs, in front of their faces. My friends now they are not safe from me making fun of them, and I don't consider myself safe.
40. Have you ever been bitten by a rabid chinchilla during mating season in Amsterdam?
No, since I haven't been over seas yet we had to import the chinchilla to Ohio. I'm sure the experience wasn't quite the same. |
posted by Raven @ 1:34 PM  |
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strong jaws? wouldn't "soft lips" be a better one? Still, that was mighty swift...
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Holy Crap! "Tight Ass Barbie" made me laugh out loud!
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Orange - You need a strong jaw to keep your mouth in the right position for those lips to be effective. At least if it's going to go on for any amount of time.
Duffie - Well it's true!!!
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hmmm... that's true.
And the whole combination of virgin in Catholic school uniform combined with "nada" for nighttime sleepwear is making the windmills of my mind turn overtime... :)
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You stole it! Well, I want it back!
:D
Jas...
PS. Excellent answers!
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Well too bad...possession is 9/10th of the law!
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strong jaws? wouldn't "soft lips" be a better one? Still, that was mighty swift...